Bart Kitson

Nickname: Boy band

Best Skill: Fielding (unlike Ben he can actually throw from the boundary)

Weakness: Hangovers

Likes: Smashing it all over the park

Dislikes: Not being selected to bowl in LMS

Prized possession: His boyish good looks

Favourite Drink: To excess every Friday and Saturday night

Quote: “Who’s that old bloke who sits and smokes cigarettes and says nothing”